Markelle Fultz Has Resorted To Pump Fakes, I Repeat, PUMP FAKES At The Free Throw Line

Seriously. This isn’t even funny anymore. Just when we thought we were starting to make strides, Markelle Fultz, the 2017 NUMBER ONE OVERALL PICK IN THE NBA, starts pump faking at the foul line. I’ve never seen anything like it. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Why? Because nothing like this has ever happened before in real life. Markelle’s shot throw is clearly infected again, and we need to find a cure. The sad thing is, I’m not sure if there is one at this point.

Get ready, Markelle. Jimmy’s gonna whoop some ass when he starts playing come Wednesday.

PS – Oh.